If it were that easy to get off, wouldn't you be licking your own foot?
No? Okay, that's fair. But don't act like one of those dudes that wouldn't ESS your own DEE if you could reach.
"Dude, that's gross," you might say. What if most guys' arms weren't long enough to reach their piss-pole? Would it then be gross to beat it? I bet so.
Doesn't anyone remember Aaron (they sometimes call me Richard) Williams from Jr High? He told a pretty convincing story about an adult film wherein a male actor was becoming increasingly unsatisfied with the oral performance his female companion was giving. He was so frustrated that he resorted to (power)violence - actually hitting and insulting her with "Bitch, that's not the way you suck a cock!"
He then went on to demonstrate: "Here, let me show you how," and preceded to felatiate himself.
So there's your arguement: Not that it's too disgusting to suck your own, but that you'd get so good at it that regular, average, lifeless, mediocre dry-mouth oral would be subpar quality. You'd spoil yourself - that or you'd be spoiled from eating so much spoiled Pluber(R).
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